The People's Republic of Central Bulgarian Authority is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 240 million Bulgarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Bulgarian economy, worth 10.7 trillion Корекомs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,684 Корекомs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, childish pranks are no laughing matter, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Bulgarian Authority's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Central Bulgarian Authority is ranked 69,176^th in the world and 1,645^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 20.33 flags saluted per person per day.