The Allied States of Cheese Quesadilla Man is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.512 billion Cheese Quesadilla Manians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The strong Cheese Quesadilla Manian economy, worth 96.0 trillion Cheeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,501 Cheeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheese Quesadilla Man's national animal is the Quesadilla, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cheese Quesadilla Man is ranked 71,314^th in the world and 1^st in Dinolandia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,435.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.