The Protectorate of Chesapeake Founder is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 573 million Chesapeakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chesapeake. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chesapeake Founderian economy, worth 30.1 trillion Chesapeakean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,554 Chesapeakean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, prison is a nightmare, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chesapeake Founder's national animal is the Texas Longhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chesapeake Founder is ranked 267,227^th in the world and 57^th in New Chesapeake for Most Patriotic, with 0.88 flags saluted per person per day.