The Front Range wrote:

10. Is very clear and concise with very logical unit conversions

9. Is used by Americans (based)

8. Was not invented by the French (ew)

7. Fahrenheit sounds way cooler than Celsius

6. Lockheed Martin

5. Is not used by cringe scientists

4. What the hell is a kilometer?

3. Not the same as the cringe British imperial system (people need to learn)

2. Is used in football (the best kind)

1. Caused $200 million dollar epic troll (suck it NASA)