The Free Land of Coffee Addicts is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 422 million Coffee Addicts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The strong Coffee Addict economy, worth 25.7 trillion cups of coffee a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,909 cups of coffee, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coffee Addicts's national animal is the human, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coffee Addicts is ranked 130,324^th in the world and 3^rd in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,468.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.