The Δημοκρατικός of Colinthia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Περίανδρος with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.604 billion Colinthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Κόλινθος. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The very strong Colinthian economy, worth 119 trillion δραχμήs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,287 δραχμήs, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Περίανδρος often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the Colinthia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colinthia's national animal is the Πήγασος, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is ελληνισμός.

Colinthia is ranked 67,786^th in the world and 9^th in Greece for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,220.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.