The Republic of Conservative Dixie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tom O'Brian with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.097 billion Conservative Dixieans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gatlinburg. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Conservative Dixiean economy, worth 308 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 99,696 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The first sword of Conservative Dixie does not run, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative Dixie's national animal is the Bassett Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conservative Dixie is ranked 74,912^th in the world and 1^st in The New Moderate Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,072.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.