The Republic of Craftania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dónal Mac Conmara with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 7.307 billion Craftlandi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dún Dearg. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Craftlandi economy, worth 388 trillion Nugs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,214 Nugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dónal Mac Conmara spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, Craftania's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craftania's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Craftania is ranked 282,548^th in the world and 43^rd in The Democratic Republic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.