The Bunnies of CrimsonRabbits is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hare with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.636 billion CrimsonRabbitsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunnytopia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient CrimsonRabbitsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,971 trillion Hares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,334 Hares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Belly is watching you, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonRabbits's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bunnism.

CrimsonRabbits is ranked 240,281^st in the world and 25^th in Hartfelden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.