The Most Serene Republic of Crycleir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Voxiferus Talleyrand with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.186 billion Crydishes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweetwater. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crycleirian economy, worth 445 trillion cryclons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,319 cryclons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crycleir's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fey Philosophy.

Crycleir is ranked 4,913^th in the world and 8^th in Declansburg for Safest, scoring 131.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.