The Kingdom of The Federation of Czeckiland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The 75th Legislature of The Crown with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.379 billion Czeckish are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chequi-kakurie. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Czeckish economy, worth 265 trillion Czeckilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,633 Czeckilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, local government operates tolls on every village road, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czeckiland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Siriusism.

Czeckiland is ranked 66,760^th in the world and 121^st in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,279.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.