The Lands of Dacia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.903 billion Dacians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,670 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacia's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dacia is ranked 46,985^th in the world and 2,844^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.09 law-abiding acts per hour.