Population | 11.605 billion |
Capital | Burlun |
Leader | Kaiser Rayner Von Ingo Serebryakov |
Faith | Communion of Order |
Currency | Imperial Credit |
Animal | White-tailed kite |
The Grand Empire of Dageki no yari is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Rayner Von Ingo Serebryakov with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.605 billion Dageki no yarins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlun. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dageki no yarin economy, worth a remarkable 4,044 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 348,545 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dageki no yari's national animal is the White-tailed kite, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Communion of Order.
Dageki no yari is ranked 286,500th in the world and 11th in Force for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.21 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dageki no yari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Most Developed, and Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Dageki no yari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Dageki no yari, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
- : Dageki no yari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Dageki no yari, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Dageki no yari, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Dageki no yari, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop.
- : Following new legislation in Dageki no yari, Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Dageki no yari, Dageki no yari's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Dageki no yari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Dead.