The Republic of Dan Fouts is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 691 million Dan Foutsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The Dan Foutsian economy, worth 31.8 trillion baht a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,065 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Dan Fouts's many privately-owned prisons, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dan Fouts's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Dan Fouts is ranked 120,434^th in the world and 34^th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,092.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.