Population | 17.166 billion |
Capital | Norakocha |
Leader | Colonel Augusto Ramirez |
Faith | Cult of DEAREST LEADER |
Currency | narla |
Animal | Manorina |
The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Augusto Ramirez with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.166 billion Dandelerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norakocha. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Dandelerian economy, worth 878 trillion narlas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,165 narlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, Dandelerians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dandeleria's national animal is the Manorina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of DEAREST LEADER.
Dandeleria is ranked 290,385th in the world and 10,939th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -32.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dandeleria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, Dandelerians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, Dandeleria's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, genetic research has been halted.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.