The Mr Bulldog Kingdom of Darkest Nibu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.532 billion Darkest Nibuans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Darkest Nibuan economy, worth 958 trillion Gold Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,925 Gold Tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,356 per year while the poor average 13,447, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkest Nibu's national animal is the Walrus, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Darkest Nibu is ranked 129,264^th in the world and 2^nd in Citadel of Ricks for Most Patriotic, with 12.41 flags saluted per person per day.