The People's Republic of Deified Ideals is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Regency with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 17.031 billion Deified Idealists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iustitia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ideal economy, worth a remarkable 3,158 trillion Shiny Beads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 185,438 Shiny Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, The Regency's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deified Ideals's national animal is the Meme, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mild Panic.

Deified Ideals is ranked 3,284^th in the world and 1^st in USSD for Most Patriotic, with 85.92 flags saluted per person per day.