The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.059 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 13,753 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 334,969 Penances, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,521,002 per year while the poor average 45,181, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, Densanarian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 283,821^st in the world and 140^th in South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.11 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.