The Nuclear Warfare of Destroyer of Realms is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.299 billion clinically insane are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally not an underground nuclear base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient in crippling depression economy, worth 835 trillion Doge Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,259 Doge Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 854,270 per year while the poor average 55,579, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, Destroyer of Realms isn't what it used to be, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destroyer of Realms's national animal is the God, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is резня людей.

Destroyer of Realms is ranked 52,787^th in the world and 842^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,485.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.