The Queendom of Doxic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Paradox with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.152 billion Doxics are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great White Shark. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Doxed economy, worth 83.5 trillion Doubloons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,519 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paradox has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doxic's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ocean.

Doxic is ranked 72,310^th in the world and 40^th in New United Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 24.4 kickbacks per hour.