Population | 4.338 billion |
Capital | Staltaar |
Leader | Archdeacon Mirrorgorge |
Faith | Stormlords Skypaths |
Currency | Shard |
Animal | Amethyst Condor |
The Alkhemycal Spires of Dust Princes is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Archdeacon Mirrorgorge with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 4.338 billion Gremlins are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staltaar. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dust Princesian economy, worth 912 trillion Shards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,365 Shards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, every workday begins with group therapy, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dust Princes's national animal is the Amethyst Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stormlords Skypaths.
Dust Princes is ranked 22,314th in the world and 4th in Valhalla for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.99 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, the treehouse in Amethyst Condor Park is the tallest building in Dust Princes.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
- : Following new legislation in Dust Princes, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.