The United Sith States of Eahahaon is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Palpantive with an even hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 6.334 billion Sith are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exegol Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The strong Sith economy, worth 328 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 51,877 rubledollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, Palpantive is the self-declared God of all Eahahaon, Palpantive has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Exegol Prime. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eahahaon's national animal is the dragon and its national religion is Sithism.

Eahahaon is ranked 237,371^st in the world and 7,014^th in Suspicious for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.