The Republic of East Thes Wilnassirrab is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning squirrel population. The quiet, industrious population of 11.666 billion East Thes Wilnassirrabians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient East Thes Wilnassirrabian economy, worth 469 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,267 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Thes Wilnassirrab's national animal is the squirrel.

East Thes Wilnassirrab is ranked 36,361^st in the world and 26^th in Xedas for Largest Populations, with 11.7 billion capita.