Population | 612 million |
Capital | Yemmak |
Currency | Çeif |
Animal | Three-Headed Wolf |
The United Socialist States of Eastern Yuguistan is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 612 million Yudugi-Aberbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yemmak. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Eastern Yuguistanian economy, worth 43.2 trillion Çeifs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,647 Çeifs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Yuguistan's national animal is the Three-Headed Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Eastern Yuguistan is ranked 225,182nd in the world and 110th in Anteria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern Yuguistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Yuguistan, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Yuguistan, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Yuguistan, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Yuguistan, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Yuguistan, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
- : Eastern Yuguistan lodged a message on the Anteria Regional Message Board.
- : Eastern Yuguistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Yuguistan, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Yuguistan, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.