The Community of Egglooiand is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 91 million Egglooiandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Egglooiandian economy, worth 1.83 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,098 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Egglooiand's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Egglooiand is ranked 165,703^rd in the world and 181^st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,081.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.