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Highest Crime Rates: 1,856thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,434thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,425th
The Sacred Scary Violet of
Left-Leaning College State
issues motto nations ad astra
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Ejjerin

Population3.795 billion

CapitalApollo Moon Space
LeaderChristmas Pat Neil Violet
FaithVioletism

Currencygold bar ornament
Animalcow pony zombie alien

The Sacred Scary Violet of Ejjerin is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Christmas Pat Neil Violet with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.795 billion Ejjeria enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollo Moon Space. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.

The thriving Ejjeri economy, worth 305 trillion gold bar ornaments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,388 gold bar ornaments, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,157 per year while the poor average 22,352, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the government pours millions of gold bar ornaments into rehabilitation programs annually, religion makes people horny, and bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ejjerin's national animal is the cow pony zombie alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Ejjerin is ranked 31,306th in the world and 111th in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,836.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,856thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,434thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,425thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,946thRudest Citizens: 8,820thLargest Retail Industry: 9,967thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,816thMost Armed: 13,518thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17,970thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,698thMost Inclusive: 23,214thBest Weather: 23,978thHighest Food Quality: 24,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,611thHighest Drug Use: 26,841stMost Cultured: 27,936th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ejjerin's influence in Forest rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, religion makes people horny.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, the government pours millions of gold bar ornaments into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Ejjerin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Rebellious Youth, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Ejjerin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.

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