Population | 3.795 billion |
Capital | Apollo Moon Space |
Leader | Christmas Pat Neil Violet |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | gold bar ornament |
Animal | cow pony zombie alien |
The Sacred Scary Violet of Ejjerin is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Christmas Pat Neil Violet with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.795 billion Ejjeria enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollo Moon Space. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.
The thriving Ejjeri economy, worth 305 trillion gold bar ornaments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,388 gold bar ornaments, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,157 per year while the poor average 22,352, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the government pours millions of gold bar ornaments into rehabilitation programs annually, religion makes people horny, and bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ejjerin's national animal is the cow pony zombie alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.
Ejjerin is ranked 31,306th in the world and 111th in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,836.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ejjerin's influence in Forest rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge.
- : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, religion makes people horny.
- : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, the government pours millions of gold bar ornaments into rehabilitation programs annually.
- : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Ejjerin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Rebellious Youth, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and Rudest Citizens.
- : Ejjerin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
- : Following new legislation in Ejjerin, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.