The Emy of Emy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emy with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.088 billion cute trans girls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estroginia. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The powerhouse Emyian economy, worth 82.1 trillion mommies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,427 mommies, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

A lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emy's national animal is the platonically speaking, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emy is ranked 81,939^th in the world and 1,654^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 90.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.