The Kingdom of Eremocyma is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 111 million Eremocymans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Eremocyman economy, worth 10.9 trillion grammas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,360 grammas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 512,483 per year while the poor average 10,178, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eremocyma's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eremocyma is ranked 104,228^th in the world and 1,410^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 559.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.