The Awesome Wide Wide World of Eromus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Boss with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.883 billion Eromusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eromus City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eromusian economy, worth 886 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,759 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and billions of leaves are spent to take high-quality photos of the Liger Zero Panzer Nebula. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eromus's national animal is the Liger Zero Panzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eromus is ranked 4,545^th in the world and 222^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 132.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.