The Holy Golden Doge States of ErykCarrillo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by EXPUNGED with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.22 billion REDACTED are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Christmas. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient REDACTED economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion Golden Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 169,684 Golden Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a REDACTED can expect a strongly worded letter, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You", and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ErykCarrillo's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is dogeism.

ErykCarrillo is ranked 59,150^th in the world and 4^th in GOOD BOIs for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 524.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.