The Armed Republic of Eternal Commander is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 6.17 billion Eternal Commanderians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eternal Commanderian economy, worth 222 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,114 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, a major religion has been named as Eternal Commander's national religion, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eternal Commander's national animal is the hawk.

Eternal Commander is ranked 126,641^st in the world and 1^st in Potato militant forces for Safest, scoring 71.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.