Population | 5.689 billion |
Capital | Sunrise City |
Leader | Kaiser Otukugo I |
Faith | Banned |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Falcon |
The Empire of Eternal Flames is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Otukugo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.689 billion Flamesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunrise City. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Flamesian economy, worth 920 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,882 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Flames's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Banned.
Eternal Flames is ranked 283,705th in the world and 3,976th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -410.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eternal Flames voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Eternal Flames voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Eternal Flames, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks.
- : Following new legislation in Eternal Flames, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
- : Following new legislation in Eternal Flames, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
- : Following new legislation in Eternal Flames, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
- : Following new legislation in Eternal Flames, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Eternal Flames was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Patriotic, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Eternal Flames voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Eternal Flames voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Xoriet, Jar Wattinree, East Durthang, and Franners.