The Prolife Fauzjhian Seadom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, avant-garde cinema, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.14 billion Evilcians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth a remarkable 9,901 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 468,366 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Evilcia is considered superior to that of other nations, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Volcano-Atlantic to enjoy their national art, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Evilcia is ranked 294,196^th in the world and 7,223^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -61.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.