The United States of Expritersordia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 749 million Expritersordians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sordia. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The Expritersordian economy, worth 40.6 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,177 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Expritersordia's national animal is the parrot.

Expritersordia is ranked 16,153^rd in the world and 1^st in Warzone Sandbox for Safest, scoring 115.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.