The Colony of FAF33 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 235 million FAF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient FAF33ian economy, worth 9.64 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,003 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FAF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FAF33 is ranked 249,754^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Armed Forces for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.