The Tired Person of Fauxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Face with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.696 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Suburbs. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,660 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 233,240 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major faith.

Fauxia is ranked 3,071^st in the world and 102^nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.66 law-abiding acts per hour.