The Coadunate Member State of Ferret Civilization is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HappyBard with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.644 billion Salmagundi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salmagundi economy, worth a remarkable 8,626 trillion Dations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 462,683 Dations, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ferret Civilization's national animal is the Livestock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Theism.

Ferret Civilization is ranked 286,383^rd in the world and 22^nd in Warzone Sandbox for Safest, scoring 1.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.