The Imperial Union of First Holy Galactic Empire of Arcadia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HIM Rayregalia Von Arcadia-Sova with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.527 billion Arcadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient First Holy Galactic Empire of Arcadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,758 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, many friends and relatives of HIM Rayregalia Von Arcadia-Sova have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, Pendragon Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First Holy Galactic Empire of Arcadia's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Elementalist Church.

First Holy Galactic Empire of Arcadia is ranked 277,435^th in the world and 275^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -307.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.