The Kingdom of Fizimes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Everan Foler with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.422 billion Fizimesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nurnax. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fizimesian economy, worth 575 trillion Keons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,587 Keons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Nurnax River, contestants on Fizimes's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fizimes's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The cult of the three goddesses.

Fizimes is ranked 232,675^th in the world and 3,327^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -112.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.