The Republic of Floovonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Laurent Lemieux Mac Lochlainn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.975 billion Floovonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selenia. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Floovonian economy, worth 730 trillion Floorins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,271 Floorins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floovonia's national animal is the Moonbat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floovonia is ranked 286,721^st in the world and 10,986^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.89 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.