Population | 503 million |
Currency | handbag |
Animal | alligator |
The Borderlands of Fluffy the Alligator is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 503 million Fluffy the Alligatorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Fluffy the Alligatorian economy, worth 17.5 trillion handbags a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,881 handbags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military is plagued with unethical researchers, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy the Alligator's national animal is the alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Fluffy the Alligator is ranked 193,215th in the world and 1st in Noggin for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 311.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fluffy the Alligator was banned from Forest by The Zephyrs of Zerphen.
- : Fluffy the Alligator proposed constructing embassies between Noggin and The Region That Has No Big Banks.
- : Fluffy the Alligator proposed constructing embassies between Noggin and Forest.
- : Fluffy the Alligator cancelled the closure of embassies between Noggin and The Bar on the corner of every region.
- : Fluffy the Alligator lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Fluffy the Alligator was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Fluffy the Alligator lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Fluffy the Alligator was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Fluffy the Alligator, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in Fluffy the Alligator, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.