by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 26,571stMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,895th
The Borderlands of
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Fluffy the Alligator

Population503 million

Currencyhandbag
Animalalligator

The Borderlands of Fluffy the Alligator is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 503 million Fluffy the Alligatorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Fluffy the Alligatorian economy, worth 17.5 trillion handbags a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,881 handbags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy the Alligator's national animal is the alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fluffy the Alligator is ranked 193,215th in the world and 1st in Noggin for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 311.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 26,571stMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,895th

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