The Vanguard Nation of Freehold of Jeub is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jeubus Ariesmus with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.323 billion Jeubite Proletarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeubus City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freehold of Jeubian economy, worth a remarkable 3,531 trillion Wabbits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,785 Wabbits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, third world countries are rich in "I Love Jeubus City" t-shirts, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freehold of Jeub's national animal is the grilled scallops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freehold of Jeub is ranked 2,007^th in the world and 2^nd in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Safest, scoring 148.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.