The United Human Civilisation of FSPR is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Pirx The Pilot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.246 billion Planetarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskovia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Planetarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion Kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 236,288 Kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FSPR's national animal is the Tiny Tree Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Absurdism and Determinism.

FSPR is ranked 285,682^nd in the world and 11,013^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.