The Kingdom of Gelenia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eva Stewart with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.693 billion Gelenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The thriving Gelenian economy, worth 452 trillion Credit Argents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,447 Credit Argents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Gelenia's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Gelenia is ranked 79,900^th in the world and 18^th in Alcris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,794.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.