The Bold Imperium of Generic empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alexei VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.636 billion Generians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Generic empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,778 trillion Generas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 299,032 Generas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,784,968 per year while the poor average 2,892, a ratio of 962 to 1.

Even snitches get stitches, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Generic empirean mussels the biggest in Central Asia, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and most Genera coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Generic empire's national animal is the Ulterior Motive, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Generian Orthodoxy.

Generic empire is ranked 286,814^th in the world and 3^rd in Central Asia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -34.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.