The Holy Empire of Gente is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.166 billion Genteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzada Feliz. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gentean economy, worth 208 trillion gents a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,858 gents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and people talk about their libido as if it were an STD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gente's national animal is the Purple Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gente is ranked 263,899^th in the world and 9,988^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.