The Republic of Gfiewgjknsiorjgiostan is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.932 billion Gfiewgjknsiorjgiostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense are also considered important, while Healthcare and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Gfiewgjknsiorjgiostanian economy, worth 481 trillion Gfiewgjknsiors a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 30,236 Gfiewgjknsiors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gfiewgjknsiorjgiostan's national animal is the Gfiewgjknsior Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iovism.

Gfiewgjknsiorjgiostan is ranked 74,080^th in the world and 21^st in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,909.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.