The Protectorate of Giant Grillz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.059 billion Giant Grillzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Giant Grillzian economy, worth 21.9 trillion Estrogens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 7,165 Estrogens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giant Grillz's national animal is the Blahaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Giant Grillz is ranked 280,655^th in the world and 8,699^th in Suspicious for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.31 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.