The Northern Federation of Glorious Canada is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Executive William Craven with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.019 billion Ganadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Enlandia. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Canadan economy, worth 230 trillion CADS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,277 CADS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious Canada's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The New Order.

Glorious Canada is ranked 139,894^th in the world and 4^th in Reqau and Salasia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 631.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.