Population | 1.3 billion |
Capital | Juhanyega |
Leader | Loui Garavh |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Erek |
Animal | Elephant |
The State of Gorutimania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loui Garavh with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.3 billion Goruti are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhanyega. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Goruti economy, worth 180 trillion Ereks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,055 Ereks, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.
Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Loui Garavh on Gorutimania's coulrophobia epidemic, begun the Clone Wars have, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorutimania's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Gorutimania is ranked 5,743rd in the world and 1st in The Imperial Republican States for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,596.27 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gorutimania lodged a message on the The Imperial Republican States Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Gorutimania, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Gorutimania, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Gorutimania, begun the Clone Wars have.
- : Gorutimania rejected a request from United Kingdom of Islam Indonesion for an embassy with The Imperial Republican States.
- : Gorutimania lodged a message on the The Imperial Republican States Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Gorutimania, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Loui Garavh on Gorutimania's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : Gorutimania lodged a message on the The Imperial Republican States Regional Message Board.
- : Gorutimania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Gorutimania, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Camden Yards, Grandocantorica, THe cHadS, Eshtrushe, and LNG II.